the year is 2046. no one has memed in 15 years since king obama the third make memeing illegal. in the dystopian suburbs of fort lauderdale, sixteen year-old Dogecoin de Grasse Sagan found a sexy fedora in an trash dumpster. he put it on and it made a sweet anime noise. he knew then he, was destined to bring memes back to this stupid idiot planet. he looked at the camera and goes “u mad, world?”
When I worked at a non-profit that handled suicide prevention, I had access to the donation records. Each month, a specific man donated 15$ to our organization. It was like clockwork.. same day, same man, he had been doing this for over 4 years. It always seemed odd to me but I never questioned it… until I saw a note attached one month. "For Noah- Dad"
his donation was once his child’s allowance.
I can promise you, they would miss you for the rest of their lives.
So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.
My little compressed horse I used to wonder what friendliness could be My little compressed horse Until you gave me a dictionary
Pissed off:either in the context of being angry, or having left a place.
Piss Up:an event containing alcohol.
Pissing down:Raining heavily.
Pissed on:usually used to describe being rained on.
Piss around:dawdle or delay; procrastinate.
Pissing contest:attempting to prove one's abilities are better than someone else's, for no discernible gain.
Piss faced (see also 'shitfaced'):inebriated.
Pissy:either angry, or something very small.
Piss-poor/piss-weak:weak or disappointing.
Piss head:Alcoholic individual.
As an example:George and some other piss head got into a pissing contest, where George put in a piss poor effort and got pissed off because it started pissing down. He'd figured it would be piss easy to win, so he was pissy and spent the rest of the afternoon pissing around before deciding to piss off and avoid getting pissed on any further by the rain.
"golden lesbian guinea pig with a paralyzing fear of the color yellow. They only listen to Tiesto. They cannot sing. Starving artist. Kind of a huge jerk." Golden with the fear of yellow? How’s that working out for you.
“spooky super-gay crawfish with six arms. They don’t like anchovies. They know a dinosaur who actually is pretty mean. Works as a stripper. Kind of a huge jerk.”
“lavender very gay arctic wolf with six arms. They cannot pronounce common words. Tried kissing once. It was awful. Is a secret agent. Incredibly lucky.”
i must do something with this
”??? bisexual antelope with a bionic arm. One eye doesn’t work quite right. They know how to knit. Wears jeans covered in patches. Chaotic Good.”
I might actually draw this antelope…
black bisexual nurse shark with a peg leg. One eye doesn’t work quite right. They love to skateboard. Wears a loin cloth. Why? Who knows. They have a house on an island.
low poly panromantic doberman with a billion children. They have a split tongue. They cannot sing. Wears studded leather jackets. Aggressively calls everyone buddy.
The last part tho
black demisexual honey badger with a bionic arm. They love to troll reddit. They secretly invented the iPhone. Wears studded leather jackets. They don’t give a fuck about the oxford comma.
silver very gay antelope with two heads. They know all. They don’t know how to count. They know how to surf. Doesn’t believe in Canada.
First name: Butt Nickname: "Butt Butt" Age: 20 Gender: Penis Sexual Orientation: ) ) <> ( ( Nationality: Buttstralia Relationship status: Married to the ass Likes: /liked/by/stablefree Dislikes: Everything else Random fact: Lost his butt in 2011
First name: Homo Nickname: Gay Homo Age: 45 Gender: Manwhore Sexual Orientation: Dick in butt Nationality: racist Relationship status: Single like a mother fucker Likes: se orientation Dislikes: Dick in blender Random fact: once put dick in blender.